September Launch Box – Limited Release

Four bakery-sized protein dessert bars. One unforgettable box. This month’s drop features Strawberry & Sin, Black Requiem, Buried in Peanut Butter, and Seize the Glaze — each bar a massive 3×4 inches, nearly 2 inches thick, and weighing almost half a pound. Built with real mix-ins like Golden Oreos, Reese’s Thins, freeze-dried strawberries, and swirls of cookie butter, cheesecake, or fudge, every bar is an over-the-top layered experience. With 30g protein per bar and 470–500 calories, these aren’t snacks — they’re full-on dessert meals crafted for lifters, foodies, and sweet tooths who refuse to compromise. 💥 Available only this month. When they’re gone, they’re gone. Reserve your September Launch Box now →

Reserve your September Launch Box now →

September Box- What’s Inside!

Available in September's Box

Seize the Glaze

Out of stock

Available in September's Box

Strawberries & Sin

Out of stock

Available in September's Box

Buried in Peanut Butter

Out of stock

Available in September's Box

Black Requiem

Out of stock

Bakery Sized - Protein Packed

Each dessert bar is 3x4 inches and nearly ½ lb in size with 30g of protein, built to satisfy like a full dessert without missing out on protein.

Rotating Monthly Menu

We release 4 new flavors every month, so each Launch Box is fresh, seasonal, and exclusive — no repeats, no mass production.

Small Batch & Limited Run

Each box is baked in limited quantity to keep quality high. When a month’s batch sells out, it’s gone!

Recognizable Treats, Reinvented

We use comfort foods like Oreos, Reese’s, cheesecake, and seasonal favorites, then rebuild them into massive protein-packed desserts.

Built for Sharing (or Not)

Each Launch Box includes all four flavors, perfect to split with friends or keep as your own personal stash.

Direct from Our Kitchen to You

Handcrafted fresh, packaged with care, and shipped straight to your door.

Desserts So Good, They’re Almost a Sin.

HAIL TO THE SWEETS

Not all cravings are created equal. At Hail to the Sweets, we craft decadent, over-the-top brownies and stuffed bars that refuse to compromise between indulgence and protein-packed satisfaction. Each bite is a symphony of rich, layered textures, designed for those who crave something sinfully good without sacrificing their grind. Born from the collision of rock ‘n’ roll rebellion and dessert decadence, our creations are built for the bold, the fearless, and the unapologetically hungry. Whether it’s gooey peanut butter, cheesecake, or cinnamon-drenched bliss, our sweets are stacked, stuffed, and wickedly satisfying. Heavy on flavor. Loaded with protein. Sinfully good. All hail the sweet life. 🤘🍫🔥

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"I took one bite and immediately questioned every 'healthy dessert' I’ve ever eaten. These brownies are insanely thick, ridiculously gooey, and actually taste like a real dessert. Hail to the Sweets just changed the game."

Totally Not Paid Customer

"I was expecting a ‘pretty good for a protein brownie’ kind of thing—but no. This is just straight-up one of the best brownies I’ve ever had. The fact that it’s packed with protein? That’s just a bonus."

Definitely a Real Person

Nationwide Shipping

Shipping orders 3 days per week to ensure you receive the freshest product possible. Track your order using our tracking feature, from the moment you place the order, through the baking process, into the assembly and out the door on the delivery truck. Know what is going on with your order at all times.

Pottstown, Pennsylvania

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Dude, You Gotta Try These Brownies

You ever bite into a "healthy" dessert and immediately regret it? Dry, chalky, flavorless. Yeah, same. I wanted real brownies—thick, gooey, stuffed with flavor—but with enough protein to actually count for something. So, I made them myself. Hail to the Sweets is for people who refuse to settle. These aren’t boring "fitness treats"—they’re legit desserts stacked with peanut butter, Strawberries, Cookie Butter, Fudge, Cheesecake, and so much more. So stop pretending you don’t want one. All hail the sweet life. 🤘